I don’t like it when people throw words like addiction around. Do I masturbate every day? Yeah. Several times a day? Sure. Do I watch porn while I do it? You can bet your sweet ass I do. Do I have a problem? What the fuck about that sounds like a problem to you? I watch gorgeous fucking women having hot hardcore sex in amazing quality whenever I want and I have mind blowing orgasms when I do it. If this sounds like a problem to you, you really need to get laid. Or you are having some kind of crazy exciting sex life that I’m hella envious of, but regardless, mind your fucking business. I’m happy.

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