When I was in college I met this girl that was absolutely gorgeous. She had a great personality and was a lot of fun to be around. As things progressed I discovered she’s a freak. She had an unquenchable thirst for sex. At first things were just basic, but she would always bring up the fact that she liked to be adventurous in bed. I thought I was pretty advanced sexually but she was making me feel like she was bored.

Eventually she told me that she likes to watch porn. I told her no worries I like to watch too. So we started watching together. I hadn’t ever dated a girl that would watch porn with me so I thought I had hit the jackpot. As time progressed I realized just how much she watched and I couldn’t believe she actually did it more than me. I also discovered that she likes to try everything she sees the pros do.

She told me to get PornPros network with a 67% discount and we could try all the crazy stuff they do. I should’ve married that girl.